I Bet You Never Knew...

Today my boss called me into her office because she had received an L&I claim. She proceeded to tell me that when she gets these, she usually freaks out because an employee has cited an "on-the-job" injury and our rates skyrocket. She began to freak out this time, as expected, until she realized that it wasn't an employee or anyone making a claim against us. It was a statement from L&I informing us that one of my clients had claimed ME as their MEDICAL SERVICE PROVIDER. Bet you never knew I went to medical school did you? That's probably because I didn't. I went to Western Washington. For Human Services. And I'm a HOUSING case manager. I focus on HOUSING. I helped her get a HOUSE.

Mind you, this is the same client that answered the door with no pants on and always tells me about "the aliens".

Anyways, I had to call her today and have her change it, so L&I could have accurate legal information. Kinda too bad though...Dr. Ashley has a nice ring to it...

8th Wonder of the World

My favorite thing in the entire chip world, and possibly in the entire unhealthy world, is FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS!!


This bag holds so much deliciousness, I can't even explain. I honestly think that my body has a physical addiction as I can down one large back in a sitting. I don't understand my desperate need for FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS in my life, but I'm so glad that God gave them to me. The only thing that I am unsure about is how too, like regular Cheetos, they are made with REAL CHEESE.

Dear Frito Lay,
Please tell me how this is possible.
Love,
Ashley

Funny Forever

This is funny forever. Who does it remind you of?

Syke!

I remembered something awesome about my life! Last Thursday I was having a bad day...but then I went into Wise Buys (the thrift store my office is connected to). In one glorious moment, I looked up and saw the most joyous thing I had seen in 13 years...a Snoopy Sno Cone machine!!! Not just any old Snoopy Sno Cone machine, but the exact same one that I used to have when I was 5 and it was my favorite present forever! The best part was that it was only $.50, so buying it was pretty much a no brainer! I definitely made some awesome Snoopy Sno Cones that night. Now that I am a grown up, I can also put awesome things like alcohol (such as Kahlua) in it. Being a grown up is awesome.

Boring.

My life is boring. I have nothing to blog about. My life is boring.

That's kind of not true. Work is pretty much the craziest place to be right now. I do lots of things there and lately I have been working through lots of crisises with clients, but that is not fun to blog about. So I don't.

Sidenote: I really like wine. Wine is my favorite. Glass in hand as we speak...