Here Comes the Bride

Dear Blogging World,

I am getting married in two days. Really, it's actually more like one and a half. This means that my blog will be temporarily out of service as I enjoy my honeymoon and doing married people things. Trust me, you do not want me to be blogging on my honeymoon. I promise however, that due to my unfortunately lengthy absence, I will come back as a better blogger than ever before, with the most rip-roarin' riot of stories that you've ever seen or heard. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely yours,

Ashley (almost not) Love

Rachel's Phone

Reasons why I hate Rachel's phone:

1. It's dumb.
2. She never answers it.
3. When she doesn't answer it, it never ever lets me leave a message. In fact, it just stops ringing and doesn't do anything. Every single time.
4. It's kind of cool looking and I'm a little jealous inside.

F.Y.I.

This is the man I'm going to marry...

...hunk of burnin' love!!!

Skool of Ashley

Things that I have learned recently:
- I am not good at blogging
- Wedding planning takes a lot of time
- I am really glad that I am almost done planning my wedding

Thats pretty much it actually.

Maybe one day when I'm married I will update my blog more. Maybe.

If You Love Me...

You will buy me this puppy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-VgX7xiTq0

For reals. This beats Ricky the cat time a gillion. Also, I would have made it an actual video link, but I've tried about 27 times and for some reason it won't let me so you have to click on it yourself. But I promise it's worth it.

My Car is Back

Eff.

Devil Car

Friday night Rachel and I got stuck in my awesomely hideous car for a million hours (well...2 1/2). Things that we did to pass the time:

Try for exactly half that time to make my car work.

Bent my car key.

Went to Sears to see if they make new keys.

Go back to a still unworking car.

Practice our signatures in the steamy windows.

Practice my new signature in the steamy window.

Listen to all the ringtones on my cell phone.

Snug.

Go get coffee only to come back and find out that the car still did not work.

Wait for an hour for Nicole to come get us........

Finally Brian came to save the day. Then we went to Lorenzo's. Margaritas and Enchiladas made things better, as they always do. Not to mention the chips and salsa.
...I was really sad on Saturday when it was finally removed from the parking lot, that the car didn't happen to fall off the tow truck. Now I get it back tomorrow : (